The life of a pair of pants

I have managed to bust my wrist again... i orginally mucked it up about 2 years ago now... and just ignored it but it hurt like hell.. i finally had a x ray months ago now and it turned out i had actually chipped the bone..... But its toolate to do anything about it now..

But then today.. i went and hurt it even more... I fell over YES fell over... you can stop laughing now... while I was at work today and twisted me knee and bent my wrist right back...... But it got me out of work for abit.. hee hee.. But now it hurts like hell... And am grumpy because of it.. and the fact the day was shit as it was.. I got stuck in traffic AGAIN on the m20,,, I bloody hate motorways i tell you.. And I have to get up at 4am.... :-)

But I'm also happy because my CHELSEA boys just kicked Blackburns arse and beat them 3-0........ woohoo..

But bad news I now have to wear an Arsenal shirt because I mad a bloody bet thingy with a guy at work that if they beat Spurs I would wear his shirt and now I have too.... dear god how can I get out of that one......

Well like the the thingy above says I am alive just but feel dead..... This early morning thingy thats going on now is just not doing me any good.. hahaha... I'm up at 4AM out the door by 5AM and not home again until at least 7PM its killing me i tell you.. and thas on a good day if they motorways are crap which the m25 and m2 coastbound normally I might not get back till 9PM... Why does croydon have to be so far away LOL...

But anyways its me own fault I choose to work 30 million miles from where I live... BUT where is my snow????? It just keeps disapearing and i want it to stay.. i wanna go play in it and build stuff.. and I want the 8 inches they keep promising.. LOL... The nearest i got toplaying in it when on Wednesday when i got to work and they had a few inchs of it so we had a semi snowball fight before we started which wasn't such a good move as I had it shoved down the back of my jacket...

Oh and my bunny Ramirez died 2 weeks ago... I went out to feed her and she was all gone... I was well sad and still am... She was 51/2 so I guess she lived to good age and had a good life.. :-)...

Hope ya all have a good weekend...

ok so I know I'm early but I doubt I'll be a round tomorrow... So I just wanted to say HAPPY NEW YEAR.... I hope you all have agood one tomorrow.... and don't get too drunk... LOL

No doubt I shall have many drunken pictures to share.... which could be fun...

anyways 2007 here we come... :-)

and I yoinked these.....

Your New Year's Resolutions

1) Get a pet frog 2) Eat less onions 3) Travel to Switzerland 4) Study fashion design 5) Get in shape with pilates

I always wanted a pet frog... LOL

the best way to be at christmas... With a large drink in your hand and men there too top them up for you hee hee......

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Oh but mine only has coke and ice it.... tee hee

Well hair is all done now.... The long hair thing just didn't work or last... I decided that long hair just isnt for me... and its short again... Not as short as before because its not spikey anymore.. but short.. hee hee..
And I have my black and blonde flashed through it which look good.... And I'm going back next month to have more put in it.. :-)

I am knackered now.... But i still cant get to sleep.... I'm not even sure where the weekend has gone.... Must be because I was here there and everywhere... Crapness to crapsville back to crapness to London to bed hahaha.. anyway I'm waffling on that bit...

And I have been babysitting a hamster..... It is Cheniece's ahmster that she knows nothing about because it is a christmas present form my mum and step dad for her... But it is currently sitting in bedroom.. Next to my hamster.. :-).. But he is sooooo sweet I have called him Bert... and he seems to like it... who knows she might not even get it because i may steal him..

Oh and it looks like I may be going to Ipswich this weekend... But I'm not sure yet.. Its complicated and I need to sort it out first...

Anyways you see what tiredness does to me.... I just waffle on for hours... hee hee

Well now I am slighty scared as to what is going to happen to my hair tomorrow.. LOL... Well more how it's going to look really... Not the colours that i'm having done the actual style... Because the colours will be alright whatever, So if you never see or hear me again it's because I have gone into hiding and shall not return until it loks better.. hee hee..

But now I am off to free watching football.. Oh why Oh why do i torture myself with these things??? I ask myself....

And in other news someone i know who went and see Placebo on Wednesday night decided to tell me the set list they played.. which was nice NOT as they know there playing down here tomorrow.. So now I know exactly which songs there going to play.. and more than likely in the same order... But there you go!!

Anywyas.. hope you all have a good weekend....

See ya!! XX

Score one goal on FIFA 07........ Just one that's all.... Is it too much to ask???? Damn stupid thing.....

I have tried playing as England,Germany,France,Wales, Ireland..... you name I have played as them.. I was convinced if I changed my team and country then my players would be better... LOL...

And now there all laughing at me.... :-(.. They think there sooooo clever because they can beat me... hee hee...

Right that's it off to sulk some more... :-)

Ok most probably not that exciting for most of you buttttttttttttttttttttt I got the new Pirates of caribbean film............ My brother brought it back... Awwwwwwwww bless him.. I saw it in his hand... and he told me it was his... so I sulked abit... LOL and then he said not really... So now I have Pirates of the Caribbean Dead mans chest... Sooooooooooo now I'm off to watch it.. YAY.........

best go get me some rum.. :-)...

Ok I am back and this time without pictures.... :-).. But having said that I may return with some if I have time on Saturday...

Because as you people know I have been growing my hair for a while now and it has now got to a length me thinks where it needs re-styling...
So that is where i am off too on Saturday morning... I am also having flashes of colour but in it aswell.. So this is going to take about 2 1/2 hours to do... So they decided to book me in at 9am... 9AM do they not know that I don't do mornings at the weekend?? But I guess it means I can have a snoze while it's being done... hee hee...

But if I don't like it... Or they mess it up.. Then my god old faithful hats will have to once again make there come back.. I have 2 pictures at the moment of styles I may go for.. But I'm undecided... I know what I want butI can't find anything exactly what I want them to do if that makes sense.. The only thing I am certain about is the colours I'm having put in it.. But anyway enough of Paula rambling now....

Goodbye... :-) XX

I have returned with more pictures from me holiday... Soooo here we go again..

( you have been warned )

Some people are just such sad pathetic LOSERS!!

It's just funny!! Well were all laughing anyway!!

And it's the weekend........ WOOHOO!!

But HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLENE.... For yesterday....

Hope you had a good one!! XX

But......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

tee hee hee...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WIZZLE!! Hope you had a good one.. :-)

XX

Lily Allen- Not big.

There is no reason really this is just one of the best songs on the album.... I'm thinking this girl had big issues with her ex-boyfriend. listening to a far few of the songs on it..... BUt this is one of the funniest


Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time,
What d'you want some kind of reaction?
Well, OK, that's fine,
Alright, how would it make you feel if I said you that you never ever made me come?
In the year and a half that we spent together,
Yeah, I never really had much fun.

All those times that I said I was sober,
Well I'm afraid I lied,
I'd be lying next to you, you next to me,
All the while I was high as a kite.
I could see it in your face when you give it to me gently,
Yeah, you really must think you're great,
Let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks,
When I work my way through your mates.

[Chorus:]
I never wanted it to end up this way,
You've only got yourself to blame,
I'm gonna tell them that you're rubbish in bed now
And that you're small in the game.

I saw you thought this was gonna be easy,
Well, you're out of luck.
Yeah, let's rewind, let's turn back time to when you couldn't get it up,
You know what it shoulda ended there,
That's when I shoulda shown you the door.
As if that weren't enough to deal with,
You became premature.

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,
Gonna reciprocate.

[Chorus:]
You're not big, you're not clever,
No, you ain't a big brother
Not big what so ever.

Ahhhhhhhhh [etc.]

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I'm gonna do what you did to me,
I'm gonna reciprocate.

You're not big, you're not clever,
No, you ain't a big breader
Not big what so ever

You're not big, you're not clever,
Not big what so ever
No, you ain't a big breader [x2]

So today is John Peel day... he died 2 years ago and they have been doing stuff for him on the radio.. So I thought I'd do a post.. :-). Because he played some of the best band on his show that other's wouldn't even looked at and helped them get where they are or were..

Jeez it's all early, why Am i awake already.. :-).. I don't know really..

But I must be mad because I am going to watch the two Neil's play rugby later, I must have a death wish or something giving what happened last week, but hey ho i shall avoid the balls this week and just stand on the side lines. Maybe even if it's chucking it down and freezing and raining I'll let Tracy go on her own and she can tell me how they get on.. But some how I don't think they will let me do that.

hmmmm some weirdo is lingering aside looks abit like a serial killer which is not that good really, so if you don't here from me again you know Ihave been chopped up into little bits and fed to the seagulls or something..

Oh well best go and catch the lovely train now otherwise I am going to be late, but I really can't be aasked to move it's so cosy here and looks cold out there.. And I can't even walk along the beach now because they have shut it off for winter.. :-(..

Oh and I have kinda sorted out some stuff for christmas.. Am I good?? Or am I way behing `everybody else???

*ping*

But today it was not for me.. It was for Cameron.. He managed to get acid in his eye while he was in science at school.... Acid i ask you??? Jeez that boy is a danger.. hahhaa.. No not really.. there was some on the desk or something and he put his hand in it by accident and forgot all about it and then rubbed his eye...... So off we trundle to the hospital, I'm thinking of asking them to have a seat just for me.. hee hee.. But anyway we sat there for abit before they saw him and then the nurse come out to get him, had a look and got this paper stuff out where it checks the ph level in your eye or something which he was not impressed with having done. She then rinsed his eye with the solution stuff and had another go, but said it wasn't right, so she done it a far few times more, saying that he couldn't go until the level was at 7.. She really didn't have a clue and had to keep going off to ask differant people.. Then another nurse come in and said have you cheked his good eyes ph level.. which when she done this it was 9 so the poor boy had had all this stuff put in his maybe more times then he had too... He does have a small burn on his eye though but they said it should heal. So now he has a patch over it which he hates and i have a feeling he won't be doing it again for a while...
But he loved when we went back up the school because he was getting loads of attention especially off of the girls.. hee hee.. But he got all shy..

anyways... i am now soaking wet and freezing because of the good old british weather... :-)

ohhhhhhh, I don't feel well al all today, I am getting a damn cold and it's not nice.... also i am so tired me thinks I need to be getting home and to bed earlier...

But why was today sooooooo long, the time just seemed to drag.... we all thought it was about 3 hours ahead of what it was at work today, maybe it was because it was so samn boring but still we mucked about as usual.. But what are you to do.. :-).

Only 15 days till me holiday now and it's all exciting.. whoop whoop.. ... I saw one of them crocodile inflatable thingys the other day and wanted to buy it so i ccould take with me in the pool but nobody would let me... they said it would show them all up if i took that..

Weekend is nearly here and I can't wait.. off out on friday and then party, party, party on Saturday.... hmmmm maybe that's why I'm so tired but hey never mind.

And of course there is all the planning of the next party that's going to be happening, which is going to be a good one considering on what we have sorted out already.. And we now know what 3 of us are going to be coming as... but all will be reveled afterwards... hee hee.. I can't not disclose the secrets..